Nothing makes me want good food more than watching Top Chef.
Tonight is good soup night.
Wow.
In other news, my quasi in-laws took care of our dog last week, and decided to give our dog a cloven hoof.
Yes.
A freaking cloven hog hoof for him to chew, carry around, and leave on my lovely leather couches.
As thought he KNOWS I hate it, he brings it to me and drops it on me.
He thinks this is sharing, but he is mistaken.
The thing smells and is sort of creepy.
In other other news, my boyfriend has coined himself the "Jew Santa."
He actually fibbed and said he lived in Delaware to avoid paying certain taxes.
The name is way tacky and not at all politically correct.
Tres funny though.
